Submitted by Tina, Feb 6, 2007 15:18

Do these really get posted in the 'New York Sun'? Amazing. Where I'm from the citizens still insist that we should resemble Gage and DeSoto. Do a pulse ox and drive fast as possible to the ED. Pseudo-seizures are life and death occurences to our community.

Only the sick and deranged, aka EMS personnel, could find humor in the near death experiences of these self inflicitng persons. I wonder exactly how times I have mumbled (for fear of the knee jerk reaction of some of the new guys), "mmm....only enough Narcan to keep him breathing".

Keep up the good work. You are hilarious.

p.s. I hope you made the goofball Paramedic help clean up your truck.

Tina, EMT-P, Georgia

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