Submitted by Joe, Nov 9, 2006 15:44

The average man weighs about 185 pounds. Some simple arithmatic tells us that he is around 14.23076923 times larger than the kitty. He threw the cat 3 stories. Some simple multiplication tells us that we should be throwing Mr. Don Carter out of a 42.69230769 story window. To be fair to Mr. Carter we'll round it down to 42 stories. There, using math we've found the appropriate punishment for Carter. We throw his sick butt out of a 42 story window and hope he lands on his feet.

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