It's April Fourth, not April First! If you are going to compete on The Onion's home turf, either do it full time (I know you're trying, but it could be so much better) or do it on the correct day!
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all the administration has received from the general public is slander and nay saying but what we have here is... [MORE]
dustin rogers
Sep 9, 2007 22:56
The best canidate for president is colin powell.Someone of influence needs to talk him into it. [MORE]
rc smith
Jun 28, 2007 22:38
Probaby the DNC would help finance it. Hell, I'd make a personal contribution.
You people are seriously out to lunch. [MORE]