Submitted by Sir Joshua, Apr 9, 2007 06:52

This sounds like perfect tourist fare. Anyone who has walked through the 42nd St. area recently can testify that the city is awash with seasonal and unseasonal tourists, nothing seems to stop them. So long as the American economy can continue to sustain $100. theater tickets, spectacles like this, Tarzan and Beauty and the Beast will run forever and send tourists home efusing the charms of the Great White Way. (By the way, there would be oars on pirate ships. If there were dingies aboard, there would be oars aboard. I wonder what pirate ships looked like in the 16th Century?

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