Submitted by howard lohmuller, May 7, 2007 09:24

A notoriously ruthless businessman once told Mark Twain, "Before I die I'm going to make a pilgrimage to the Holy Land, climb Mt.Sinai and read the Ten Commandments at the top."
"I have a better idea," replied Twain. "You could stay at home in Boston and keep them."
Anecdotes by Clifton Fadiman-1985

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