Submitted by Washingtonian, May 17, 2007 08:40

If you think your janitor qualifies for being labeled as needing a payphone, think again. All the staff I've ever met had a cell phone, and anyway, if you want to come to DC, know that you can use a cell phone innearly all the DC Metro.

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