Submitted by DemocracyRules, Nov 29, 2006 00:41

– Morning: Brief intro, overview, goals of the day by Pamela Anderson
– Syria: When and how we intend to drop 12 GPS bombs beside Assad's bedroom
– Power Point presentation, before/after simulation pics for palace
– Assad's preferred bombing dates, nations he would like to do it
– Which villa he would prefer in Tunisia (virtual tours of real estate listings)
Lunch: California Fusion fare with Pamela's comments on morning events
– Afternoon, Iran: Which Iranian rebel groups we'll be supporting this year, $$ amounts
– Power Point presentation RE the 1-day plan to destroy Iran's new Russian missiles
– Iranian input about which offshore oil rigs they would like us to seize first
– Invitation to Iranian leaders to aid in massive Iranian heroin imports via Afghanistan
– Financial incentives review (Deloitte Touche)
– Discussion, with fruit punch, shortbread, Syrian coffee, Iranian tea, jocular exchanges
– Condi and George's wrap-up, with brief review of evening events, adjournment.

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