Submitted by Claude Bogardus, Jul 7, 2007 09:07

As was conclusively established during discussions at the highest level in 1938, "The Czechs are a far-away people, of whom we know nothing." Consequently, their fates are matters of indifference to those hard-headed "Realists" of Power, who prefer to acquire their reputations for benevolence elsewhere, possibly Zimbabwe. The Poles, on the other hand, having been betrayed so frequently throughout their existence as a People, might feel neglected if solemn compacts were observed and good faith became the norm. So let them suffer, if Representative Emanuel, bless his heart, and the Democrat Party need their sacrifice to regain the Executive Power.

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