Submitted by worker bee, Jul 20, 2007 19:08

I was shopping at whole foods rather late last thursday night. Alas, dinner for one....or so I thought. I was taste testing an organic cherry when a arrestingly beautiful blond minx walked over and started to chat me up. she had a perfect yoga bod with hair down to her waist and a tiny glimmering stud in her right nostril. I was so smitten I cant recall anything she said. I can recall that she asked if we could shop for two tonight. We bought a lovely belgian endive , matag blue cheese, two whole branzino, hawaiin rock salt and lime, and, yes cherries. I suggested we grill at my loft on Bond Street. It was a night to remember. I have never been so deeply moved by someone in my life. I felt I had met my soul mate. Altough in part, at least, it was because we consumated our infatuation in the softest, most loving way.
I awoke the next morning to find her gone.... Only the smell of her perfume remained. Please, if you are reading this, I will be in front of the organic cherries at 7pm each night until....Until i see you again
signed

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