Submitted by Warren Hughes, Ret., Aug 17, 2007 16:30

What must a mascot do to enter into Baseball's Hall of Fame? I'll tell ya, it has to be tainted, in other words, it must possess human qualities, but not so tainted, ala Pete Rose, in order to get the call to the Hall. I agree with Ms. Skenazy, give me a winner every time over the likes of the wiener that comes out of Milwaukee, frankly, I never sausage a thing!

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