Submitted by Colin McCauley, Dec 6, 2006 07:53

I was surprised not to see, in this column, Bill Clinton's name mentioned as a candidate for the position of Harvard's President. He loves being President and as far as being President of the United States or President of Harvard University, the name's the same, the only thing that changes is the location. Although, Bill Clinton could, and would, govern from afar. After all, there are so many people who need his critical thinking and his mastery of Orwellian doublespeak. It wouldn't surprise me to see, in the future, his name mentioned, even though he did attend Yale. Anyway, for the right amount of money, Bill Clinton would take the job. He's that kind of guy.

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