Submitted by Warren Hughes Ret., Sep 19, 2007 12:36

O.J., can't you see, America has long ago turned it's collective back on your washed-up winning persona, that quite frankly, no longer flys. The image of O.J. dashing through an airport terminal so very nimbly, what seems like ages ago, has gone the way of Ross Perot. So, take that smug, you-cant-touch-me look and get out of our sight for, shall we say, the next forty years behind bars?

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