Submitted by Scott E. Bayou, Nov 30, 2007 14:10

I am quite pleased to have read the earth shattering news that Mr. Obama ate his eggs over easy with whole wheat toast and Mr. Bloomberg had scrambled with white toast... this is truly important information that will help me decide who to cast my vote for should these two characters ever face election to the highest office in the land in these trying times.

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