Submitted by Warren Hughes, Dec 26, 2007 09:49

Gee whiz, Lenore, thanks loads for this cheery column devoted to all the scary bugs that are out there ready to pounce all over us, should we chance to venture out of our sterile environs. I'm so glad it's the day after Christmas, perhaps I'll just go on line to see if I can get me a fetching astronaut suit, 40 pct. off?

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