Submitted by chuck higgins, Jan 11, 2008 08:09

where do I sign up for the bottled water concession.. Can I pay off someone out there to limit the competition? Do I have to pay for a recycle tax on the billions and billions and billions of water bottles sure to be discarded everywhere ? Can I get the phrase "this water tastes like crap" banned from polite speech ?? I see some real possibilities for determined capitalist.

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