Submitted by Warren Hughes Ret, Mar 3, 2008 16:38

"You're so cold, I betcha think this race is about you?" Tp paraphrase Carly Simon's lamentable hit, your run for your party's nod, Hillary, was doomed from the start by those who remember how cold and aloof you came across during Bubba's time at the helm. As the Queen of Enabler's, now, all of a sudden you're gonna put the metal to the pedal to heat up the race when the spector of defeat looms so intensely upon your chances? There will be ice cream parlors in Hell before a Clinton will ever again occupy the White House!

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