Submitted by Noodles, Mar 5, 2008 01:02

If Bloomberg keeps this up, soon maybe we'll be free of guns entirely. And, of course, that will prevent any crime in the U.S., since a criminal without a gun isn't going to attack anyone else, even if their otherwise victim is unarmed. We can see that's true because there are no stranglings, beatings, stabbings, or assaults with anything that isn't a firearm. Pretty soon, we can quelch the dangerous first amendment, which lets people speak their mind freely, and the fourth, which would allow the government to seize unused property for the health and wellbeing of all of us. With any luck, maybe we'll all be stuck in padded rooms, safe and secure in the knowledge that nobody will get hurt, and nobody will hurt anyone else.

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