Submitted by Warren Hughes Ret, Mar 12, 2008 12:24

Our raining Governor, Eliot 'Spritzer" Spitzer, finds himself caught up in a storm of controversy now that it's been revealed that he had a high-priced call girl that commanded an honorarium of $4,300 an hour for her services! On top of this, his Honor, transported this penthouse tootsie across state lines for the express purpose of taking a pole together! When reporters tried pressing him for answers to his hi-infidelity while on the highway, he brusquely responded, "C'mon, you guys, it's just a Mann thing!"

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