Submitted by Warren Hughes Ret, Mar 13, 2008 11:02

So are they all, all honorable men, until that time, however, when these great men of honor make the most whoreable mistakes and are toppled from their lofty pedestals to fall amongst the plebians, to whom they were sworn to serve. We beg of you, great citizens of Gotham, and all our noble friends and neighbors across this great state of the Empire, to bow your heads and reflect on the plight that currently assaults the soul of our once proud and stainless head of state, during these most wretched times. May he go in peace and find solace in the hoped-for forgiving arms of the women who make up his family unit? Finis

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