Submitted by Wilm E. Donath, May 19, 2008 20:27

I read the New Yorker (because my wife subscribes to it) and find its jokes very entertaining. Sometimes its articles are informative: when there is no election involved. I did not read this particular item, but it is a little bit late for April 1.

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