Submitted by D4N13L, Aug 12, 2008 13:08

Hey Nappy, this is America bro. We have many options. War with Russia is not among them. That would be just stupid. That Russia will pay a price for this military adventure is signed sealed and delivered.

Here are some of the more obvious actions we can take: 1. Allow Georgia and Ukraine membership in NATO. 2. Turn the G8 into the G7 3. Disallow Russian membership in the WTO. 4. Push NATO to install international peacekeepers instead of Russian soldiers. 5. Send massive humanitarian aid packages to Georgia. 6. Push to move the 2014 Olympics can be moved to somewhere else. 7. Request that Poland & Czech allow construction of Missile Defense & Radars to begin immediately. 8. Probably some other stuff that I don't know about.

Obviously Russia will play against us. Here are some of their options: 1. More nukes & conventional weapons for Iran. 2. Russo/Cuban military partnership. 3. Probably some other stuff that I don't know about. Seems like the land of purple mountain majesty (thats America bro) has the upper hand. Cheer up bro. America loves a winner and can't stand a loser.

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