Welcome, Shoppers, but Please Don’t Paw the Persimmons

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The Park Slope Food Co-Op is thought by many to be a terrifying place, a netherworld of rules and suspensions and withering stares if you forget to bring your own biodegradable shopping bag. The one time I’d gone there, as somebody’s guest, when I reached out to pick up a persimmon only to be scolded by a dutiful member, who must have been following me through the aisles the whole time. “Excuse me,” she said. “Guests aren’t allowed to handle the produce.”


Richard, leader of a recent Sunday afternoon orientation session, was so determined to present the Co-Op’s gentler side that he had set up a table with organic treats such as carrots and humus and peach nectar for 30 prospective members. Before getting into anything as off-putting as regulations or free-range ethics, he started off the meeting by telling us how much the Co-Op has improved his life. “My ingestion has really changed,” he said. “I’m juicing now!”


Founded in 1973, the Park Slope Food Co-Op is the oldest and largest member-run food co-op of the approximately 300 in the country. Membership, currently at 12,000, has been growing at an annual rate of 20% in the past five years, with no sign of slowing down. The store reaps an annual gross of $20 million. It sells half a ton of bananas a day.


People join because the prices are cheap and the food is fresh and healthful. The organic radishes and plastic wrapped cheeses at the Park Slope Food Co-Op cost about half what they would at a regular health food store, but customers pay for it in other ways. For starters, there are the rules – no eating in the store, no joining if your spouse or roommate won’t join, no buying an apricot for a non-member friend. The cornerstone of a membership to the organic-opolis is the mandatory shift: In exchange for shopping rights, members work, for free, for nearly three hours every month. In addition, the store makes prospective members sit through an orientation session that lasts nearly as long as one of the work shifts.


The range of jobs covers the gamut, including bookkeeping, “sign committee,” putting on an anti-frostbite suit and tidying up the freezer, and unloading boxes from the backs of trucks. In my circle, the “food packaging” shift is known as one of the better (that is, less rigorous) ones, so long as you don’t mind wearing a hairnet and spending an extended period in a Brooklyn basement.


At most times, the Co-Op’s main floor doesn’t look that different than a regular health food store, its aisles crammed with everything from organic almond butter to blueberry tofu knishes. The basement feels markedly different, more like a kindergarten classroom, with its annoyingly bright lighting and finger-paint smell. To add to the babyish atmosphere, labels are attached to every hook, drawer, box, shelf, and door. The cards say such things as “Orange Spice Tea” and “Tape and Scissors,” and, above two long brooms, two regular brooms, and a dustbin, a sign reads, “Two long brooms, two regular brooms, and one dustbin on these hooks.”


They like their order at the Co-Op. Frightened of getting into trouble on my first day as a member, I arrived early and waited for the rest of my team to show up. The next arrival, a drowsy-eyed beauty named Susannah, told me that Marty, our squad leader, was out for the day, so we could have slept in. “It’s not going to be that different,” she said. “There’s never much that needs to be done.”


The next two people to turn up, Jazmin and Sheldon, both put on the required aprons and started diligently filling small plastic bags with tea and listening to the mayoral candidate C. Virginia Fields talk about small businesses on a morning radio show. Sheldon was shy and tall, and he wore his dreadlocks under a puffy hat. Jazmin’s mouth remained cast in a frown as she listened to Ms. Fields talk about economic development. “I don’t trust any politicians,” Sheldon said, emptying another scoop of tea into a bag.


Susannah went upstairs with a clipboard to see if anything in the “packaged foods” section needed replenishing, and Sheldon showed me how to package bulk tea, which wasn’t hard. All you had to do was scoop loose tea into the little bags, then fasten them shut with a red twistie, and finally weigh and price them with a digital scale that prints out stickers.


Susannah returned with her notes. The one thing they were out of upstairs, sun-dried tomatoes, was the one thing they were out of downstairs. Everything else in the store was at least half stocked. “See?” she said. “There’s really not much to do.”


Soon Gabriella, a serious sort with glasses and short black hair, showed up, and she took it upon herself to visit the cheese case upstairs to see if anything was out of stock. She returned, seeming slightly downcast, to report that nothing was immediately needed.


Lucky for her, even when there’s nothing that desperately needs to be refilled, there are always huge bulk items, such as logs of cheese, to be cut, and there are garbage bags of dried figs to be redistributed into little household-friendly portions. I got to work on a huge brown paper bag of Earl Grey tea while Gabriella used a wire to cut Muenster cheese into triangular and rectangular hunks.


The shifts last two hours and 45 minutes, which didn’t seem that long when I’d signed up. Not even an hour into my shift, though, I started to feel bored and panicked. Everyone remained quiet, and when I tried asking people questions – how long they’d belonged, what their favorite Co-Op items are – they gave me dead-weight answers like “six months” and “herbed tofu spread.” Eventually, thankfully, Sheldon warmed up to me, and we got to talking about his twin daughters and the Rasta way. He even put down his silver scoop to pull up his apron and show me the lion on his T-shirt. Time started to pass a little faster.


About two hours into our shift, two members in our squad, an older woman with a peppy attitude and a teenage boy with a tangle of curls, showed up. The boy wandered away, never to be seen again, and the woman took a seat at the table and worked on her muffin and coffee.


Jazmin changed the radio to lite FM and everyone started to sway to Lionel Richie’s “All Night Long.”


“How very un-Co-Op,” a woman who had just materialized declared, holding a watermelon close to her chest.


“Another customer and I want to split this,” she explained, and she used Gabriella’s cutting board to slice the fruit.


When she left, Gabrielle let it be known that she didn’t appreciate the hijacking of her workstation.


“Well, her watermelon was too light inside. It didn’t look very juicy,” Jazmin said, and everyone else agreed, which seemed to make Gabriella feel better.


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