
Columbus Day Is for All Americans — Thanks to Benjamin Harrison
By REBECCA SUGAR
|That’s the latest scoop from the Babylon Bee, a satirical newspaper with a nose for news.

“Federal Judge Appoints Himself President” is the headline over the latest scoop in the Babylon Bee. The appointment, the Bee reports, was made by Judge Mortimer Dithers of the Northern District of California. The Trump administration’s agenda, the breathless Bee reports,“was stopped in its tracks” by the judge appointing himself president. “There’s nothing we can do about it,” the Bee quotes “legal experts” as saying. “He’s a federal judge.”

By REBECCA SUGAR
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By MARIO NAVES
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By MATTHEW RICE
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By ROSS ANDERSON
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By SHARON KEHNEMUI
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By TOM DEIGNAN
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By GEORGE WILLIS
|“Federal Judge Appoints Himself President” is the headline over the latest scoop in the Babylon Bee. The appointment, the Bee reports, was made by Judge Mortimer Dithers of the Northern District of California. The Trump administration’s agenda, the breathless Bee reports,“was stopped in its tracks” by the judge appointing himself president. “There’s nothing we can do about it,” the Bee quotes “legal experts” as saying. “He’s a federal judge.”
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