Poem of the Day: ‘Faithless Nelly Gray’

It’s curious that Thomas Hood (1799–1845) should commonly be listed as a comic poet — one of the great comics of English poetry. And yet, at the same time, his most commonly anthologized poems are such sentimental stuff as “I Remember, I Remember” and such popular plaints about the sufferings of the working class as “The Song of the Shirt,” and “The Bridge of Sighs.”Born on May 23, Hood has his birthday this week, and perhaps it’s worth remembering why he had a reputation for comedy, for one of our lighter Wednesday poems here in The New York Sun. His 1844 poem “No!” is typical of his word play: a run of phrases and words that start with “no.” Yet “Faithless Nelly Gray” remains the model. The poor soldier Ben Battle: “a cannon-ball took off his legs,” Hood relates, “So he laid down his arms.” And on the word play runs, as the injured Ben is rejected by his former love, the faithless Nelly Gray: “The love that loves a scarlet coat / Should be a little more uniform.”Faithless Nelly Grayby Thomas HoodBen Battle was a soldier bold,And used to war’s alarms;But a cannon-ball took off his legs,So he laid down his arms.Now as they bore him off the field,Said he, ‘Let others shoot;For here I leave my second leg,And the Forty-second Foot.’The army-surgeons made him limbs:Said he, ‘They’re only pegs;But there’s as wooden members quite,As represent my legs.’Now Ben he loved a pretty maid, —Her name was Nelly Gray;So he went to pay her his devours,When he devoured his pay.But when he called on Nelly Gray,She made him quite a scoff;And when she saw his wooden legs,Began to take them off.‘O Nelly Gray! O Nelly Gray!Is this your love so warm?The love that loves a scarlet coatShould be a little more uniform.’Said she, ‘I loved a soldier once,For he was blithe and brave;But I will never have a manWith both legs in the grave.’‘Before you had those timber toesYour love I did allow;But then, you know, you stand uponAnother footing now.’‘O Nelly Gray! O Nelly Gray!For all your jeering speeches,At duty’s call I left my legsIn Badajos’s breaches.’‘Why, then,’ said she, ‘you’ve lost the feetOf legs in war’s alarms,And now you cannot wear your shoesUpon your feats of arms!’‘O false and fickle Nelly Gray!I know why you refuse:Though I’ve no feet, some other manIs standing in my shoes.’‘I wish I ne’er had seen your face;But, now, a long farewell!For you will be my death — alas!You will not be my Nell!’Now when he went from Nelly GrayHis heart so heavy got,And life was such a burden grown,It made him take a knot.So round his melancholy neckA rope he did intwine,And, for his second time in life,Enlisted in the Line.One end he tied around a beam,And then removed his pegs;And, as his legs were off — of courseHe soon was off his legs.And there he hung till he was deadAs any nail in town;For, though distress had cut him up,It could not cut him down.A dozen men sat on his corpse,To find out why he died, — And they buried Ben in four cross-roadsWith a stake in his inside.___________________________________________ With “Poem of the Day,” The New York Sun offers a daily portion of verse selected by Joseph Bottum with the help of the North Carolina poet Sally Thomas, the Sun’s associate poetry editor. Tied to the day, or the season, or just individual taste, the poems are drawn from the deep traditions of English verse: the great work of the past, together with the living poets who keep those traditions alive. The goal is always to show that poetry can still serve as a delight to the ear, an instruction to the mind, and a tonic for the soul.

Poem of the Day: ‘Faithless Nelly Gray’

Poem of the Day: ‘Faithless Nelly Gray’

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