All these runs, all these hits, and not one single homer for Alex Rodriguez.

On a day of crazy 8s, the White Sox and Yankees scored eight runs each in the second-highest scoring inning in major league history. Jermaine Dye homered twice and doubled twice, including a go-ahead drive that led Chicago to a 13–9 victory yesterday.

“You put up an 8-spot and they come right back and put up an 8-spot. Dye said. “It’s weird.”

New York had 33 in the series and 39 hits — 15 of them homers. But there were no home runs by A-Rod, who ended a career-high hitless streak at 22 at-bats when he singled in the second. Rodriguez went 2-for-5 and keeps up his quest to become the youngest player to reach 500 homers on Friday against Kansas City.

“I didn’t try to do too much,” Rodriguez said. “Back to work tomorrow.”

After losing the first two games of the series 16–3 and 8–1, the White Sox took an 8-0 lead as Dye doubled twice in the second against Roger Clemens, who left after five outs in his shortest outing since June 14, 2000, when he got just three outs against Boston. Jon Garland didn’t do much better, and the second inning dragged on for exactly 1 hour and 90 pitches.

“It’s a funny thing because of who is on the mound,” White Sox manager Ozzie Guillen said. “You have a Hall of Famer and a guy who regularly wins like 17 games every year, and if you came to the ballpark today, you wouldn’t expect to see that.”

It was only the second time in major league history both teams scored eight or more in an inning. The first was on May 8, 2004, when visiting Detroit got eight and Texas had 10 in the fifth inning of the Rangers’ 16–15, 10-inning win. The 16 runs combined were a record for a second inning, two more than the previous mark.

“One of a kind, that’s for sure,” Rodriguez said. “That was a long inning.”

Dye homered off Jeff Karstens (0–2) for a 10-8 lead in the fourth and hit a solo shot to center field in the eighth off Kyle Farnsworth. Paul Konerko also homered and had three hits for Chicago, which ended a three-game losing streak.

Clemens was booed off the mound after allowing eight runs and nine hits in 1.2 innings. Garland gave up eight runs and nine hits in 1.1 innings. Five relievers allowed just six hits the rest of the way, and only Ryan Bukvich allowed a run, Bobby Abreu’s solo shot leading off the sixth.

Only three of Chicago’s runs off Clemens were earned thanks to the first of Robinson Cano’s two errors.

“Everything was flat out there, up in the zone a lot,” Posada said.