‘O Kamala,’ and Other Holiday Carols Reimagined for 2024

Do you need a little Christmas right this very minute? Here you go:‘The Drone Song’ (To ‘There’s No Place Like Home for the Holidays’)Oh, there’s no lack of drones in the Jersey skiesBig as Chevys, they’re everywhere you roamIn the night, there’s a turnpike shining in your eyesFor those Jersey guys (and spies), it’s home sweet drone‘O Kamala’ (To ‘O Christmas Tree’)O Kamala, O KamalaHow golden were your chancesYou took the showFrom Scranton JoeAnd made some swift advancesYou laughed your laugh and peddled joyBut then those Q&As — oh boyO KamalaFace palm-alaYou’re left with suits of pantses‘Let It Rain’ (To ‘Let It Snow’)Oh, the weather outside is tropicSo to cheer us on this topicAs they say on that plain in Spain:Let it rain, let it rain, let it rain!It doesn’t show signs of stoppingOn the stalks, the corn is poppingIt’s 80 degrees in MaineLet it rain, let it rain, let it rain!When it finally gets too hotThe oceans will sweep us awayBut if you say that they will notThere’s work in the Trump EPAOh, the old bees aren’t making new beesAnd Greta’s smoking doobiesIn my flip-flops, I can’t complain:Let it rain, let it rain, let it rain!Let it rain, let it rain, let it rain!‘Rudolph the Giuliani’ (To ‘Rudolph, the Red-Nosed Reindeer’)Rudolph the GiulianiHad a belly full of woesAnd if you ever saw himYou would see his brownish noseAll of the other TrumpstersDanced across some moral linesBut only Mayor Rudolph’sOn the hook for massive finesThen one sad and stormy nightDonald came to say:Rudy, though your past was bright,Now you are dead meat. Good night.Then all the Trump team left himAs they shouted with esprit:Rudolph the Once-Loved MayorYou rewrote your historyYou rewrote your history!‘The Kids Love Hamas’ (To ‘Feliz Navidad’)The kids love HamasThe kids love HamasTo kids on the campusThe Jews are KrampusThey love HamasI wanna wish them a scary ChristmasWith their friends who are terroristasI wanna wish them a scary ChristmasAnd a big ol’ change of heart‘Tesla Time’ (To ‘Silver Bells’)Soaring rocketsBulging pocketsAnd a friend in DCPlus enough kids to fill Solar CityWall Street darlingHe’s got StarlinkAnd a certain EVSo on every bro podcast you hear:Elon Musk, Elon MuskIt’s Tesla time in the cityHe’s got XHe’s got pecsSoon it will be Elon’s world‘The Anxious Generation’ (To ‘The Dreidel Song’)I have a little iPhoneI play with it all dayAnd even during classesI can’t put it away.Oh, iPhone, iPhone, iPhoneI can’t eat, sleep or chatI’d like to be more presentIs there an app for that?Creators.com

‘O Kamala,’ and Other Holiday Carols Reimagined for 2024

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