What in 2020 I coined “The Grabdication” — the flight to America from the UK by Prince Harry and his wife, Meghan Markle, in order to monetise their experiences within the Royal Family — has taken a few turns for the worst recently. For one so obsessed with coming across as an all-round Good Person, Ms. Markle could barely have made a worst fist of letting her sick 80-year-old father crowdfund for a serious medical operation, it transpired this week, while she herself is sitting pretty in a $14 million home with more toilets than the Yankee Stadium.