
A View From the Porch
By MARIO NAVES
|This article is from the archive of The New York Sun before the launch of its new website in 2022. The Sun has neither altered nor updated such articles but will seek to correct any errors, mis-categorizations or other problems introduced during transfer.

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The girl in “The Girl Can’t Help It” is Jayne Mansfield, and the thing she can’t help — or rather the biggest of the many things she can’t help — is the spectacular effect of her monumental bosom. Sheathed in Technicolor sequins, they propel her forward like a pair of megaton rockets in perpetual detonation. Blocks of ice melt in their wake, eyeglasses shatter, and bottles of milk erupt in the clutch of flabbergasted gentlemen, their white-hot geysers an outrageous innuendo.

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|The girl in “The Girl Can’t Help It” is Jayne Mansfield, and the thing she can’t help — or rather the biggest of the many things she can’t help — is the spectacular effect of her monumental bosom. Sheathed in Technicolor sequins, they propel her forward like a pair of megaton rockets in perpetual detonation. Blocks of ice melt in their wake, eyeglasses shatter, and bottles of milk erupt in the clutch of flabbergasted gentlemen, their white-hot geysers an outrageous innuendo.
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