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By ROSS ANDERSON
|What recent biopic ‘Young Washington’ got right and wrong about the first American president’s formative years.

No biographer has ever been able to say much about the young George Washington. He never discussed his childhood or youth. What he thought of his mother and father remains unrecorded. To many of his contemporaries, and to many of his first biographers, George Washington seemed sui generis — in a class by himself and impregnable. He appeared to be all of a piece, a national monument, saved from the rude probing of biographers, a marble man, it has often been said. “The history of our Revolution,” John Adams fretted, “will be one continued lie from one end to the other. The essence of the whole will be that Dr. Franklin’s electric rod smote the earth and out sprang General Washington. That Franklin electrified him with his rod, and thenceforward these two conducted all the policy negotiations, legislatures, and war.” An irked Nathaniel Hawthorne declared that GW was “born with his clothes on and his hair powdered and made a stately bow on his first appearance in the world.”

By ROSS ANDERSON
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By THE NEW YORK SUN
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By BENNY AVNI
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By BRADLEY CORTRIGHT
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By THE NEW YORK SUN
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By ALEX ZDAN
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By LUKE FUNK
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By DAVID JONES
|No biographer has ever been able to say much about the young George Washington. He never discussed his childhood or youth. What he thought of his mother and father remains unrecorded. To many of his contemporaries, and to many of his first biographers, George Washington seemed sui generis — in a class by himself and impregnable. He appeared to be all of a piece, a national monument, saved from the rude probing of biographers, a marble man, it has often been said. “The history of our Revolution,” John Adams fretted, “will be one continued lie from one end to the other. The essence of the whole will be that Dr. Franklin’s electric rod smote the earth and out sprang General Washington. That Franklin electrified him with his rod, and thenceforward these two conducted all the policy negotiations, legislatures, and war.” An irked Nathaniel Hawthorne declared that GW was “born with his clothes on and his hair powdered and made a stately bow on his first appearance in the world.”
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